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Drop in the evidence
Paste text or upload a résumé, dating profile, outfit, or business pitch. Roastable turns the awkward raw material into something useful.
AI critique, zero sugarcoating
Your stuff could use a roast.
Submit a résumé, profile, outfit, or pitch. Roastable delivers a brutally honest critique that is funny, useful, and already shaped to share.
One free roast every day. No card required.
Roast verdict
Savage. Specific. Shareable.
The Roastable pact
Honest without punching down.
1/day
A genuinely free daily roast
Tone-first
Funny criticism, never cruelty
Built to share
Results formatted for social
From cringe to clarity
Put it on the grill.
Roastable does more than generate a punchline. It spots the weak parts, packages the truth, and offers a route forward.
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Get the honest version
A tone-tuned AI critic finds what is confusing, forgettable, or trying too hard—then says it with wit instead of cruelty.
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Share the damage
Every result becomes a polished, screenshot-shaped card ready to send to friends or post to your feed.
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Fix what got roasted
When the joke lands a little too accurately, turn the critique into a stronger rewrite or practical improvement.
Pick your heat level
Start free. Upgrade when curiosity wins.
Daily Spark
For the occasional reality check.
$0
- 1 roast every day
- Core roast categories
- Shareable results card
Best for repeat offenders
Roast Pass
More critique, plus a constructive comeback.
$9/mo
30 roasts each month
All available categories
Shareable cards
Fix It rewrites
Tone intensity controls
Roast-a-friend invites
Before you submit
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Your ego will recover
The truth is funnier when it is useful.
Bring the thing your friends are too polite to critique. Your first Roastable verdict is free.
Get roasted now